he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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