what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
