I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Screwed.edu
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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