I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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