i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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