oh god the rape fog is back!
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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