i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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