i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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