? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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