birth control should be required to get into college
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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