also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
and she was petting her beer can
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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