Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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