The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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