girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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