You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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