If i come over, it means nothing
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
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I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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