I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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