She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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