So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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