Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
should my penis look like a turkey
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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