i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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