Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Text me some of your sweat
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