Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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