He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I need moral support for this bender
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
