I can't breathe out the right side of my face
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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