Soap is not a condiment
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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