did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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