3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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