im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Randomize
