I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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