even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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