isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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