That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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