Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Randomize
