The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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