he wants to bone in the snuggie
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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