Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it's like heaven, but drunker
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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Inconspicuously
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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