Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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