The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
No he was cute and I said yes!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
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Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.