she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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