This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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