Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Randomize