Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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