And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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