I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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