She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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