At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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