It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Dicks are not precious.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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