Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I FOUND THE LEGS
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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