enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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