dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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