hell yes lets make some ravioli
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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