I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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