it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
He kissed a someone with a penis
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
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So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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